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Glitcher buys stock in Betamax....

Tue Dec 12, 2006, 6:21 PM
  • Mood: Amazed
  • Listening to: Ofra Haza - Deliver Us
  • Reading: Michael Chrichton - Timeline
  • Watching: Tiny Toons
  • Playing: Mario Kart: Super Circuit
  • Eating: Curry
  • Drinking: Coke
No, I’m not dead. I know it’s been over two months since I showed my face around here, but I have a good explanation. What happened? Well, it’s a long story. It was just another ordinary day for mild-mannered Glitcher. When all of a sudden... a cannonball came crashing through my window! Pulling myself out of the debris, I saw that Liège was under attack. Neo-Nazis were swarming the square, waving swastika flags and firing artillery at anyone who gets in their way. Wasting no time, I formed a rope from my curtains and swung down to confront the scoundrels head-on. I swung a left, a right, another left. Pow! The Nazis toppled before me like dominoes. One tried to shoot me in the back. I swung around and caught the bullet with my teeth.

Oh, no! The leader, Doctor von Genozid has taken a young woman hostage and strapped her to a bomb. With superhuman agility, I swung onto a tank barrel and spat the bullet straight at Genozid’s heart. Time was running out for the damsel in distress, but I was unable to diffuse the bomb or untie her without setting it off. Using my keen wit and intellect, I grabbed a potato from a nearby fruit & veg store and hotwired it to the bomb as a substitute battery. Only five seconds to go. I quickly freed the maiden and shielded her behind some crates just before the blast wrecked the square. Hot shrapnel shredded my back, but no harm befell the lady. My injuries may have cost me two months hospitalization, but at least the young woman, the town, and the people were safe.

And so ends my heroic tale.

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  • Current Residence: The dark and lonely french half of Belgium. I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS DUMP!!!
  • Interests: Crushing hopes, destroying dreams and hurting small animals that can't fight back.
  • Favourite movie: Transformers: The Movie
  • Favourite band or musician: Jean-Michel Jarre and Mike Oldfield
  • Favourite genre of music: 80's rock. Legends never die! *doffs hat to 80's flag*
  • Favourite artist: Lessee: Andrew Dickman, Rina Cat, diablo2003, Retrolex, Don Figueroa... the list goes on.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Isaac Asimov
  • Favourite photographer: Uh.... I'll get back to you on this one. Stay tuned, folks!
  • Favourite style of art: Does the luminous, plasticised style of "Tron" count?
  • Operating System: Windows XP on a 2.5Ghz crashable laptop
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp
  • Shell of choice: Armour-piercing shells
  • Wallpaper of choice: Alia and Ciel having sex. Too bad it doesn't exist. -_-
  • Skin of choice: Human. It sticks to my flesh better.
  • Favourite game: Marvel VS. Capcom 2.... which I still don't have. *chokes back a sob*
  • Favourite gaming platform: Gameboy Advance. 2D gaming rulez!
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bugs Bunny. What's up, doc?
  • Personal Quote: Friends are tools to get you what you want.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, china ink, wax colours, and my unrivalled mastery of Photoshop 7.0 ^_^

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Mood: Love ~Balandra01 Sep 4, 2009, 11:33:52 PM
hiiii cutes you gallery!!!! cutee
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=Zombieapple224 Jul 26, 2009, 5:35:34 PM
nice art dude! i LIKE YOUR OC'S
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~thedropkickninja Jul 12, 2009, 10:01:14 PM
thanks very much for the fav :D

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Mood: Love *Superjustinbros Jul 1, 2009, 11:39:40 AM
Nice gallery. :)

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~Risyel Apr 22, 2009, 8:58:41 AM
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If you are a fan of Forte, you are invite to join the club because I would not want see die a club just as good ... And I beg you to please help me ... how?
Sending an invitation on behalf of the club to all your friends who are fans of Forte ... Thanks ...^^

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I love Forte sama....!!!!
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~KingRoxas Jul 8, 2009, 1:52:23 PM
His name is Bass.

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That's it! I'm Mallow!
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~Risyel Jul 12, 2009, 12:03:07 PM
But in japanese is Forte....^^

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I love Forte sama....!!!!
:iconkingroxas:
~KingRoxas Jul 12, 2009, 1:37:22 PM
Yeah, I know. I'm just messing with ya.

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That's it! I'm Mallow!
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~Risyel Jul 20, 2009, 3:44:41 PM
then what is the contentious..???

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I love Forte sama....!!!!
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Mood: Content ~djp822 Mar 29, 2009, 12:34:28 PM
This site may be dead, but I'm glad your art isn't! I saw the Valentine's Day submission at TMMN, so it looks like you're still going strong!
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