Enjiki

Does anyone read Britain's "NGC Magazine" ? Anyone? No? Ah, that's okay. Glitcher forgives you. It's my favourite video game magazine to catch up on all the latest Nintendo gossip. And one of the newest additions to it is the appearence of its new mascot - a delectable video game cyberbabe by the name of Enjiki.

Of course, it's not just the fact that she's an 'amply endowed' woman with a pretty face that makes her attractive. What struck me most is her incredibly well designed look. The sports catsuit and leather waistcoat just reeks of style and is bound to influence broadway fashion for years to come. Maybe.

But it's not all roses and wine. You see, the previous mascot of the magazine was a chibi Earth globe, imaginatively called "Worldy Bloke", and he was fired when Enjiki caught him raiding their boss's office...... or so she says. At any rate, he's gone now, and he's none too pleased with Enjiki stealing his spot. Don't worry, Worldy Bloke, there's one fan out there who will always remember you.

*pauses for drama as tears roll down the audience's cheeks*