It was just another ordinary day for mild-mannered Glitcher. When all of a sudden, he hears a thump against his front door. As soon as he opens it, Worldy Bloke collapses on the floor!
"Worldy Bloke!" I say. "THE Worldy Bloke mascot from NGC Magazine?"
Unable to reply, the chibi planet just gurgles a few inarticulate sounds. I wrench the bottle of Budweiser from his hands and sober him up enough to tell his story.
"Oh, it was horrible!" he blubs. "Enjiki framed me at a corporate function and had me fired from the magazine! Now she's reaping all the attention with perverted hentai fans drooling all over her! And to think I used to be every Nintendoid's most loved planet!" He broke down on my shoulder.
Until Worldy Bloke recovers, he'll be staying with me for a few days. But I get the feeling my troubles are only just beginning....
TO BE CONTINUED
How many of you have had a planet collapse through your doorway?