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Random Spontaneous Crap 2 by glitcher Random Spontaneous Crap 2 by glitcher
It was just another ordinary day for mild-mannered Glitcher. When all of a sudden, he hears a thump against his front door. As soon as he opens it, Worldy Bloke collapses on the floor!

"Worldy Bloke!" I say. "THE Worldy Bloke mascot from NGC Magazine?"

Unable to reply, the chibi planet just gurgles a few inarticulate sounds. I wrench the bottle of Budweiser from his hands and sober him up enough to tell his story.

"Oh, it was horrible!" he blubs. "Enjiki framed me at a corporate function and had me fired from the magazine! Now she's reaping all the attention with perverted hentai fans drooling all over her! And to think I used to be every Nintendoid's most loved planet!" He broke down on my shoulder.

Until Worldy Bloke recovers, he'll be staying with me for a few days. But I get the feeling my troubles are only just beginning....

TO BE CONTINUED


How many of you have had a planet collapse through your doorway?
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:iconsunnychance:
Sunnychance Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012
....... What's that poster behind you...?
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:iconprotomantails:
protomantails Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2004
I had a guy dressed AS a planet, does that count?
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:icondyko-chan:
dyko-chan Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2004
You should be happy. Pissed myself laughing!
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:iconyssew:
Yssew Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2004
XD Great job =)
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:iconyinlunghuang:
yinlunghuang Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2004
Very humourous, but it's really the sad rality that sex sells :(
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:iconglitcher:
glitcher Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2004  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You have no idea. I once saw a Playstation magazine cover featuring a women in a bathing suit holding a PS controller. That kind of cheap advertising makes me want to kick a puppy!
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:iconyinlunghuang:
yinlunghuang Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2004
Sick. That's all I can say...it's so degrading to women.
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:iconeiko82:
Eiko82 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2004
Nice touch on the Cammy poster ;)
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CarmenMCS Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2004  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD so fuuny!!! and so cool the shading and the colours ^^
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saronix Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2004  Hobbyist
:D lol funny, love the expression on the planet!
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